Carroll BryantWhat goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.
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What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer. Although this quote often makes headlines and may even be true, it’s not always an accurate statement. You can go up and down and still get the same results.
For example, if you play a sport that requires physical exertion, then your performance could go from good to bad to great depending on your physical condition at any one time. You can have the best day of your life doing something amazing and then have a bad day when you least expect it.
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